it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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