i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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