I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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