Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Sober January is a disaster.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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