They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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