the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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