I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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