Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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