The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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