doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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