Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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