But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Randomize
