doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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