So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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