Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She even gives head with a lisp.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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