It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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