i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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Goodbee
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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