Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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