is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
