we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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