Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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