Christians are straight up FREAKS
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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