but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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