you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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