why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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