we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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