Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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