i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Couch. On fire.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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