have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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