Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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