ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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