May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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