Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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