are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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