ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You left your phone here
Wait...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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