I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
