Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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