He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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