i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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