Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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