that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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