I feel great
I just peed on a car
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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