Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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