STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Randomize
