dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
false alarm. still invincible.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
did you just send me my own nude
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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