Christians are straight up FREAKS
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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