is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
operation harelip BJ is a go
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
All I want is dick and wine.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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