Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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