Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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