You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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