yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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